Showing posts with label me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label me. Show all posts

*drool*

Ohk...wondering what the title means? dont...im just talking about this new crush i have. And as you can guess, its Wentworth Miller. Yup yup. Love everything about him: smile, talking way, walking way....HUGE list.

Who cares about Aamir Khan and Daniel Radclifee anymore when you have Went. (those two are still on the list...but Went is above them all!!)

And can you believe this: "Wentworth is also single and remains to be so until he states otherwise." How can such a hot guy be single even for a minute!? HOW??

Get me a life please

Ohk...so first things first.

What are the first things first btw? GOSH! my life has become something so vague now. I dont know what's happening. All day long I sit near the laptop stare at the screen, wondering what i should do and then do something really stupid, technically a waste of time.

Okay, let me write something sensible. You can see a significant change. Yes, its the change in my layout =D. Finally after ages i have changed the way it looks and i like it so im going to keep it for as long as possible. And so has my intro page changed. I like that too. I did do a lot of thinking (if you believed that...your lame!)

I have started watching Prison Break. One hell of a series and the guy is just superbly hot! Breaks your heart to see Scoffield crying. I couldn't help myself and cried along. *sob sob*

Results are in, they were ok. some of them not what i had expected (in a bad way). Just want to go back to college and start the next sem coz i brain has gone into a "shut up" phase. Very bad phase.

Guess that's it...oh oh...im trying to convince my parents to let me go and watch Delhi 6...i really want to.

And for da rest of the 15 days, this is what i am goin to watch:

  • Prison Break- Season 4
  • Luck By Chance
  • The Reader
  • Changeling
  • Benjamin Button
  • Heroes- Season 3 continued
  • Saw 1,2,3,4,5
  • High School Musical 3
  • Oye Lucky Lucky Oye
  • War
  • Dead Silence
  • Unborn
  • Mummy 3
  • Righteous Kill
  • Lakeview Terrace
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • Johnny Ghaddar
  • Madagascar 2
I hope i achieve my target!!

Toodles!

Weird Urges

Have you ever got the urge to do something REALLY weird or freaky when you are annoyed or something is getting to your nerves. Well...a few days ago, i had the EXACT same urges and they continued for a period of time (maybe even till today). So here goes the list:

  1. Whilst driving, i had this urge to break through all the cars just to reach home. There was bloody too much traffic!
  2. Just to avoid the traffic, I wanted my car to become a small tinee winee little car so that I can go under the cars and reach home ASAP!
  3. I felt like a vampire who was blood thirsty and was surround by humans and YET could not drink the blood.
  4. I saw a couple walking hand in hand and felt like slapping the guy because i just find it really annoying when people show that they are a couple.
  5. i felt like going to the guy who was sitting on his bicycle and pushing him down
  6. i saw a 'sardar' (Sikh) and wanted to pop my head out the window and sing "Bhootni Ke"
  7. Just out of nowhere, i felt like scratching my self at the back and shoulders (too itchy)
  8. I couldnt get past a game in FIFA and so i wanted to go in a break the head of the goalie
  9. i couldn't find my notebook and i wanted to break the writing table into million little pieces
  10. Facebook wouldnt take the pictures to upload and so i wanted to tear the photos after pulling them out from the screen!
And blah blah blah....


*i'm still addicted to the Twilight Saga...can't concentrate in class....ARGH!
and plus i can't decide as to who is better. Edward or Jacob?*

Annoyingly annoying...

Life doesn't take a huge turn at times! And that gets VERY annoying. You just want life to move ahead. And it is just stuck at that very insignificant point. To talk in Fifa language, your overall has reached its peak and will develop slowly...very slowly! Shit this is getting serious! I DONOT like to write serious stuff!

Its just 10th september and colloger doesn't start for another 25 days or so. And I have nothing better to do in life then to play Fifa/PES/Def Jam/Guitar Hero all the time. Fifa is like my all time craze now. Can't get enough of it. Guess what I did after winning 5 seasons!!!! I freakin deleted my whole "manager mode" by mistake. I was emptying out my memory card (PS), deleting all my Fifa goal recordings. And in the midst of all that, I deleted my "manager mode", my "tournament mode", my "coop mode" and all my made players! So i did it all over again! takes time but i like it (i made a really cute player too!) Sometimes things get very funnily annoying! Oh "annoying" reminds of something. Why not write a blog on things that are VERY annoying (for me atleast)! Oh finally. I have something productive to write about!

And the list goes...
1]Rakhi Sawant
2]Yahoo Messenger
3]Chain Mails
4]When i can't sleep at night!
5]Man U fans
6]People who keep telling that wrestling is "fake"! ALRIGHT I KNOW IT!
7]Pop-up
8]when people keep talking on messengers/upfront and dont get the whole point that i DONOT wish to talk at the moment
9]Spelling mistakes/ wrong sentence structures
10]Commerials...the REALLY stupid ones
11]Some of my friends (like the one im talking to at the moment!)
12]When people just can't accept the truth that i am better than them in some matters. I mean..HELLO...dont they get the point or what!?
13]When people pull my hair from the back
14]When people ask me questions that have a TOTALLY obvious answer like "oh you are here?...no not exactly...i thought i was there!"
15]Politicians
16]News channels
17]Ekta's "K" serials
18]People who chew REALLY loud.
19]People who makes funny noises while driving
20]People who kick your chair in the plane
21]Americans
22]People who stick there noses into EVERYTHING!
23]When I forget something within a second or two.
24]Shahrukh Khan
25]Guys with girly looks
26]Guys who wax
27]Girls who make a huge fuss out of everything
28]People who point at every single thing ang do the same thing at another time
28]Asif Ali Zardari
29]Women who think that a man in house is EVERYTHING! and they JUST want a son!!!!! (what the hell are you alive for?)
30]People who annoy you on purpose
And the list goes on...

Btw...who says girls gossip a lot! my OWN personal experience tells me...that guys do the gossip blabbering a LOT!

I'm bakk...

Ok. So i know that i haven't written since... FOREVER! Mid june is a LOOONNNGGGG way. Sincelrely I had my exams and then long long vacations without any possibilty of internet connections. Ok fine!!! I did get to surf a few times, but come on! I was on my vacations. Who would sit and write a blog? So here goes my long boringly short life story since the 16th of june!

My exams started on the 22nd of june (im guessing here!) So i had to study. Dont really remember whether i actually studied or not...i think...no im pretty sure i did! So all my exams went by quiet well. Except for the last one. For particularly 2 reasons. One, the stupid teacher had set a really hard and weird paper in which even the VERY good students messed up. Second, Germany lost the Euro cup to Spain! God how i cried that day! :((((((

On the 4th of july we left UAE to go on a 11 day Euro Trip! So we went to Amsterdam, Paris and London. Amsterdam was ok. It wasn't that much fun. Paris was fun man. I walked like 12 kms everyday. And i was surprised to see how small Paris is. It's bout 144 km in area (guesstimation!) But the point is...ITS SMALL! And only damn rich people live in Paris. The normal middle class family lives in areas outside Paris. And finally london. Only one word: BORING! Make sure you don't go to London after seeing all the historical places in other parts of Europe. Because then London seems just normal. Nothing above it! But i LOVVVEEEEDDDD going to Taussads! That was fun. But i couldm't believe that I missed some of my favorite actors (we actually arrived a little late!)

The best of all was when i went to my mamo's house (my mom's bro). He went to London when I was about 5 and I went to his house after 14 years. He was sooooo overwhelmed. Never saw him cry before. And then came the trip to pakistan. Yes it was good. Loved meeting my baby...my MOST favorite cousin Hassaan. But as you may know, or you may not know. Pakistan can't come to you with a lot of ease. With in 5 days or so everyone was on bed. Coughing and sneezing their way out of the house. Horrible! Oh and i did celebrate my bday on the 9th of July....WOHOOOO!!!!! I turned 19....

As far as other things go, i developed a few interests:
1]Soccer....IM CRAZY ABOUT IT! My life revolves on soccer now. TV, PS, comp, mobile...etc etc
2]Reading books...lost the touch in between. But im back at it
3] surprisingly enough...Studyin for college!
4] since i had to choose a team for soccer.. i have officially made Liverpool my fav team (guess my layout says everything!)

Im tired of writing now and so i shall say my goodbyes to you! Have fun and miss me! BYE!

A very bad day...

Have you ever had a day...where everything just goes wrong? Well today was my day. Life started of well in the morning. I was actually not feeling sleepy at all. Went to college... life started to move slowly (as always). But, god, I had NEVER asked for that much fun. My heart almost jumped into my hands when it happened. The reason behind, as I assume it to be, is that it happened for the first time to me! Well...even before that something happened which, I personally do not find the need to discuss...but to be short....IT WAS HORRIBLE!!
Moving on to the main event. How should I describe it? Well to start off... it was painfully dreadful. So here it goes. On two days...me and my classmates/friends/buddies etc. are free between the not-so-cool hours of 1 pm - 4 pm, which in turn, gives us 3 hours of nothingness. Obviously, since we are in an age of hyper activeness, we need a good past time, in which we do not have to stay in college and so we sometimes go out. Today was the sometimes when we have to go out. And our ONLY hope is always 'Sam the Great' (shes a girl btw and this is her nickname!), just because that lady has a car and is quiet a good driver. Since I have just got a license and am not that good at driving, so I practice in Sam's car (have done only once before and today was the second time).
Its only 5-8 minutes walk to 'Marry Brown', but since its so freaking hot in Dubai, you cannot possibly think of walking that short distance and so I insisted on taking the car (because i wanted to drive :)). So I parked the car safely in front of MB and we all were having a meal (4 girls) when three of our friends passed by MB, since they were headed for Caesar's (15 minutes walk from college). One of the guys, Taher, calls up and asks if Sam could drop them back to college just because they didn't wish to walk back in that hot, sweaty weather. We agreed.
So me and Sam left MB's to pick them up. And thus began the ride to our untimely, unneeded fate.
Sam took a u-turn and headed back for the college on the same road. Cars were parked on both sides of the road (it is a two way road without a divider). So from our side, a woman in Mazda 3 wished to go on the opposite lane. Her car was parked in a way that her cars front faced the road (she had reversed parked it!). We were about a 100m away when she moved her car out a little bit, so naturally, Sam slowed down to let her go but she stopped and so Sam accelerated. Again the lady moved out a little bit again (there was some space available between the main road and the parking). Naturally (again!) Sam decelerated the Mazda 6 but the stupid lady stopped again. And then Sam accelerated again. With only 10m gap left between the two cars, this time around, the lady got a move on and BANG! the two cars bumpers collided. I was sitting on the passengers front seat and the bloody car was so close to me. I had my coke in my hand and the only thing I could do at that time was *slurp*. I slurped the whole coke within 40 seconds.
WOW! Now that was something good eh. Well on Sam's request we left for college after 10 minutes of waiting. Whilst on my way to college, I saw the police car arrive and was happy to know that they arrived early.
For the first time EVER, thanks to this accident, I was actually awake in my Aircraft System Principles class. Hell yeah it was fun. It rocked...though I was scared!


Why is it so hard?

Yesterday while I was cleaning the dishes, i went over the different variations and sounds of my name by different people. Well let me tell you first taht my actual name is: Hunyum Murya (Hun-Yum Mur-Ya)...allrite. And here a the variations (as pronounced) when:

A] They read my name from paper:

  • Hoonyoum
  • Onyum
  • Hunyumyumyum (some weird ass guy who thinks he is too good said that)
  • Haniyam
  • Huniyom

B] when they ask me/or hear it:

  • Muriam (where did the M come from..and where did the H go?)
  • Onion (DONT ASK!)
  • Haniya
  • Humyum

well there are more...just dont want to tell!

Ok so that was not the reason for the blog. The reason is about to come up. And the reason is GET THE SIMPLE LOGIC OF PRONOUNCING MY NAME PROPERLY WHEN YOU READ IT ATLEAST!

You dont read it as hoonch...you read it as hunch. Then why does my name become hoon...when it can so easily be hun...and for the second part you dont go yoom....you go yum....so why not for my name you JUST say yum. And when they join together they become Hunyum.

Hearing is acceptable...its hard to catch in the first time...but PLEASE...read it properly!


And the days went by...

Holla people...wassup? howz liyfe goin? so i can finally post stuff...and i can finally go on orkut...its not banned in my uni...so utilising my time...

So you must be wondering what i am goin to write...the title seems to be sophisticated: aint it! well since you can see in my other posts....i dont write serious stuff...i like to go the easy way... just blurting stuff out...and i swear i gotta stop with these dots i keep making. Seems like a habit now. so if someone writes to you and you see gazzillions of dots out there...then its ME!


Alright. so the first VERY VERY VERY important thing...IM A GIRL!
This is for all those bimboos who consider me to be a boy...(you know who you are)

Now that's that. Moving on... guess what happened on my birthday. Can't? even i couldnt have. My moms best friend died. Yeah. So we didnt even go out that day. But then its fine.

So days went by and we finally decided to go to pakistan...and thats why the delay in blogs. It was amazing. It rained all day and night and then there was no light day and night and we didnt sleep day and night and i couldnt eat anything from outside. Amzaing aint it... yeah i know.

Ok so well....i drove on the wild streets of karachi....in seas and rivers,on mountains and hilltops,in holes and on different sidez humps...so practically i can drive on any type of road now...one advantage of practicing in karachi.

Oh...guess what happened....while i was driving my mamo's (moms brother) car i hit something solid and metal...i picked it up and it was damn heavy and when i saw what it actually was...i almost fainted. it was a freakin pistol...i asked my mamo why he had it...he said that he already ha a license for it...and he had one pistol at home and one in his car and he was goin to buy a rifle...and he has about 200 cartridges...man thats crazy...i wish we could keep guns...though my hand would break if i would try to fire.

AND AND AND i bought the three most important things i even wanted...
1)Harry potter and the deathly hallows book
2)PS2
3)Quidditch through the ages and Fanstastic beast and where to find them

Now my harry potter book collection is complete....wow amazing...yea no...or what?

and the first PS game i got was: HARRY POTTER.....yes yes yes....who rocks?

Am i blabbing too much....i guess i am...i kbow its an abrupt end to a blog...but come one i aint a perfect writer...i am famous for doing abrupt stuff....so see ya...CHAO

BTW for all you Harry Potter fans...i will soon be posting some new facts about HP...like missing questions just in case you havent read JK's interviews!

See ya...and CHAO AGAIN!

IT'S MY BDAY!

Wohooooo...its my bday...its my bday....its my bday....okay i know you all get the point but whats the harm. Im sure i have the right to be happy in one out of the 365 days. So my bday present from my dad and mom is..........



A CAR



yes...im gettin the license and along with that comes a car....which one i dont know yet...but its will be a four wheeler probably (im short so i need cars with high seats)



Another thing i am happy about is that Taj Mahal made it to the new seven wonders. AMAZING! I was sitting and praying for it to become the wonder again. And didnt bipasha look ravishing?



SO my plans for the holiday...i know its late..but my stupid internet wouldn't let me log into blogger....so i have been trying all along.



Back to the plans. I have a list...and here it goes:

1] Get a license

2] Finish my story

3] Re decorate my room (we had painting and shit and i am getting a complete new furniture set so have to do everything again)

4] Register for my next semester in uni (barely passed in this one stupid subject)

5] Read some books

6] Try and go to pakistan

7] Teach my sister math

That's it for now....dont know about anything else....



And oh...i FINALLY saw Pirates 2...i know its late but studies are more important...what a film...loved it....especially da part when Elizabeth and Jack make out...have been DYING to watch it....they look awesome together.....



And oh...i am gonna go watch harry potter....*claps*....have been waiting for the longest time....cant wait to see it...but it releases on the 19th here...so have to wait a few extra days....



And oh...on my dad's side we finally reached 100 in member count...my cousin gave birth to girl...so now we are 100....and probably till august we will be 103...(1 marriage and 2 kids)...nice eh! whos got a family that big? imagine all of them living as a joint family...what a chaos!



Ok so im gonna sign off before the stupid internet crashes down...Ciao...See Ya....and

WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Why does it happen to me?!?


As it seems to have turned out, God doesn't want to see me blissful and excited. Why? Here it goes...





Yesterday, my freakin stupid driver said his car has broken down and he can't come. Wohoo! 4 days before exams his car breaks down. And then i had to come to my university in a cab, which was a total nuisance. So after about two hours of soaking in the damn heat i rached the university.


Soon it ws time to attend my Programming class. I thought i would give this class my full concentration. Alas! I could not do it. Two very main reasons:

1]Hershey (the king of kings) didnot let me concentrate. Its his story. I couldn't get over the story. I HAD to read it! (Hershey if i get less marks, you're gone)

2]The class itself. It was a drudging class. I wanted to kill myself. It felt as though the fire stones of hell are falling on my brain and at the same time the devil is billowing at me. It was horribly horrible.


And then it was the Mechanics of Flight class. Well i knew he wasnt going to teach anything but i still went. Good that i went. well it was also bad that i went. i god my test marks. had an 80% in it...i was expecting much more! Although 80% is not that bad.


Thank God my driver came in the evening. He had a Nissan Sunny...atleast its better than his old car. In his car, the AC refuses to work, the car refuses to take in petrol and the radio refuses to play FM channels.


So when i reached home, my pa gave me da biggest shock ever. Do you guys know who Roop Kumar Rathod is? No. He is an indian singer. Amazing singer. love his voice. His songs are so beutiful, soothing, harmonious etc...

My pa was calling me and by mistake he dialled Hum FM (FM music channel) number. Since my name and the channels name are stored above and below each other, he thought he was dialling me and he dialled the other ways. Roop Kumar is going to be here was a musical night with his wife. It's going to happen on the 16th. So by mistake pa won 4 tickets for the show. But unfortunately, i have an exam on the 17th! *Argh*.

Ok so i cant go. my ma and pa are going with there two friends. my sister will be at Sahara Center(a mall) watching 'Jhoom Barabar Jhoom', and ill be at home studying!


Above that i cant even watch IIFA Awards. Man everything seems to happen in the week when i have exams. Sometimes i wish the world would end at the moment...and i am wishing that now!

11 Things People Don’t Know About Me

Here's a list of 11 things dat you could never know about me...

  1. I have an imaginary friend called ‘Chiggi’
  2. I am destructive by nature
  3. I am emotional by nature
  4. I once shaved my eyebrow
  5. I wish I was a boy
  6. I would marry my cousin if he was at least 12 years older than he is now (1 year old at the moment, will turn 2 in August)
  7. I love hurting one of my cousins because I totally hate her
  8. I hate new born babies. They look alienated to me.
  9. My best friend at the age of 3 was a cow.
  10. My biggest dream is to make the world’s fastest and most advanced plane.
  11. I am afraid of butterflies.