Here's my review of 4 movies:

Chandni Chowk to China
Dont even know how to describe it. The "humor" wasn't funny...infact the sad scenes were funnier. It fulfilled every category of fakness. Songs were very badly placed. Music wasn't up to the mark. Again...i dont understand the female leads role. It felt as if it was just there for the heck of it! Story was DEFINITELY weak.
Felt as if the whole crew sat down and decided..."Let's make the biggest flop of the year!"
Im not gonna write more...or else i'll go crazy!
In short...waste of 2.30 hrs and your money!



Ghajini
One heck of a movie. Haven't seen momento, but who cares. I think its the best remake EVER! yes the time was a major factor, but the scenes, the acting...everything...was very touchy and definitely upto the mark. For me, it was a perfect blend of humor, action and emotion. For me, definitely worth a watch!



Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
Hmmm...once again, Yash Raj has failed to give us a reason to trust in them again! Story line was good, but poorly displayed. Definitely it had its loopholes, like how can a shy guy become an overconfident stud within a span of few hours etc. Music was electryfying, but acting was not that good. Expected much more from Anushka...just didnt come through. Looked like a kid talking (btw...do any of u think she talks like that kid from Fanaa???). Anyhow...surely a good past time movie...worth the time but not the money!




Twilight
Asusual...book was good, but the movie wasn't. Good for people who havent read the book. Just delivers enough knowledge to understand the main concept of the book and nothing more! The direction wasn't as good and i AM happy that the director got changed!
So...if u have read the book...dont bother with it...and if u havent...den u can surely watch it!

Azam Amir Kasab, 21, is one of the terrorists who was caught. He was the only one who survived. As usual (and some would be happy about it) he hail's from Pakistan and all were brought up outside of Pakistan. The fact that they are Pakistani doesn't annoy me. Terrorists can be from anywhere. But what get's to my nerves is the fact that these guys are so young, so well-mannered, so well-brought up and this is what they end up doing! What could possibly destroy them to this extent. Is is the "mullahs" or some other authority? Have these people never lost their loved ones? Killing so many people is just not easy. There DEFINITELY must be some serious brainwashing going on over here.
As Azam had said, "we were instructed to 'kill till the last breath'." And now he beg's for his life. What gives him the right to beg for his life? After killing off so many people...he want's his life to be spared! You should have thought of this whilst you fired at those innocent people. They wanted to create and Indian 9/11. Yeah right!
But then again, people will say that they were brainwashed. What I ask is, did they not have their own brains, soul or faith that they got themselves to be brainwashed so easily?
Can you look at this guy and imagine him doing this hideous act? Can you imagine that 18 year old child doing so? If you really want a war, then these so called "leaders" should come up front with the right people and not kill off the innocent or brainwash these yougsters who have not even started a proper life!
"Now , I don't want to live," were the words that he said.
What has this world come upto? What made the world this way?
How can you ever forget this guys face? HOW?

Ok, so yes I say that the recent Mumbai Attack was bad. Nothing could possibly have been worst. And my condolences to all the people who lost their lives (may their soul rest in peace). But what gives the Indian media and some Indian people the right to just start their nonsense talks about the fact that the terrorists were Pakistanis. Even if they were, what gives the other people the right to start saying things about ALL the Pakistanis?
I have been watching the Indian news channels (CNN-IBN, Zee News, Aaj Tak, Sahara etc.) and they have been assuming SO MUCH! The minute they heard of the attacks, the first news that was put up was "The attack is by the ISI". WHAT THE HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT? Have you even started investigating? Have you even seen their faces? Or have you just known all along that the bombings were gonna happen and you didn't bother doing anything about it?
Pakistani news channels are AMAZINGLY bad but they NEVER talk so negative about the other nations UNTIL we know who has actually done it! I personally HATE Pakistani news channels, but sometimes when I see some Indian news channel's, I just can't help but feel proud of Pakistani news channels.
While these terrorists (I'm not going to deny the fact that they are NOT!) were hidden in the Taj Hotel, the channels found COMPLETE information about how they came into India. They took a boat full of ammunition and crossed the Indian borders! Where was your army at that time? I mean seriously man...news channels need to start making sense! And then I heard the people's interviews (who were in the hotel and were later rescued).
A man said..."Yes he was definitely Pakistani!"
The news reporter asked, "Did he talk to you or any one else?".
The man replies, "No, but he was definitely Pakistani!".
HELLO! The guy didn't even say anything and you have started to guess his nationality? Yes the commandos did a great job, yes the terrorists need a taste of their own medicine, yes whatever happened shouldn't have happened. But for once...just get it straight... YOU CANNOT BLAME THE WHOLE NATION FOR THE DOING OF JUST A FEW PEOPLE!
And I'm definitely NOT enforcing the fact that I don't like Indians. I mean come on, 80% of my friends are Indians, and I JUST can't hate them for what the stupid news channels are saying.
And for once, I feel proud of the Pakistani high-position people. I just heard it on ARY that a Pakistani chief or someone (can't remember his name) has called up CNN-IBN and a few other Indian news channels and warned them not to further exaggerate their hatred towards Pakistani's or else action will be taken.
I hope after this, the channels just stick to the terrorists and not go further humiliate all Pakistanis! AND I just want the biases to end. I mean can they ever end?

Tell me something. How annoying would it be if your school people found a way to hack into the server of a website and see all your personal information? REALLY ANNOYING EH!! well here it is then, my sisters school (i won't mention the name!) hacked into the Facebook accounts and are calling their parents and saying all sort of things that are not even true!!!

So people have actually started deactivating their accounts! Now I find it really annoying...if the school can do it...den what guarantees that our accounts are safe?

Ok so the new is...that MJ (Michael Jackson) has turned Muslim. This iz probably the trillionth time im hearing it! And its really getting to my nerves. I think its a fake!! Since he is supposed to appear in court a few days from now to face Shekih Khalifa, he took this step. To gain religional sympathy or what? It just seems so weird. I still can't come to believe that he has become a Muslim in a TRUE sense!

But truly, the only one who can judge him and know what his true intentions are is Allah and i just hope he is gettin judged well!

Man...20th october...i lost my car to dat stupid accident...its been dere since da 22nd!!! IMAGINE!
The 22nd of october till today {count da dayz ur self}. And am not gettin it for another week...

FISH!!! my college lyf iz gettin soooo annoyin...i have no freedom anymore...argh...KILL ME OR GET ME A NEW CAR!!!

and dont u dare comment on my slang/short eng...coz im soooo frustrated...im not writin nefin properly nemore!

CHUCK DA WORLD!!! AND LEMME LIVE!!!!

When the professor asked us to experiment with AutoCAD and try to learn as many good things as possible...this is what i got to:

This is what the stupid car company is doing right now. One week back we handed in my car to 'Al-Habtoor' for repair. And until three days ago they had not handed in the bloody insurance papers to the insurance company! ANNOYING!!!! and now my car will take about 2 more weeks to come. So here goes my stupid car for the net two weeks... KILL ME!!!!!!

*note: NEVER fall into a major accident!*

Have you ever got the urge to do something REALLY weird or freaky when you are annoyed or something is getting to your nerves. Well...a few days ago, i had the EXACT same urges and they continued for a period of time (maybe even till today). So here goes the list:

1. Whilst driving, i had this urge to break through all the cars just to reach home. There was bloody too much traffic!
2. Just to avoid the traffic, I wanted my car to become a small tinee winee little car so that I can go under the cars and reach home ASAP!
3. I felt like a vampire who was blood thirsty and was surround by humans and YET could not drink the blood.
4. I saw a couple walking hand in hand and felt like slapping the guy because i just find it really annoying when people show that they are a couple.
5. i felt like going to the guy who was sitting on his bicycle and pushing him down
6. i saw a 'sardar' (Sikh) and wanted to pop my head out the window and sing "Bhootni Ke"
7. Just out of nowhere, i felt like scratching my self at the back and shoulders (too itchy)
8. I couldnt get past a game in FIFA and so i wanted to go in a break the head of the goalie
9. i couldn't find my notebook and i wanted to break the writing table into million little pieces
10. Facebook wouldnt take the pictures to upload and so i wanted to tear the photos after pulling them out from the screen!

Allright... a very very short blog.

On Monday the 20th of October, I had my very first accident. I was crossing my car at a junction to go straight at about 40 kmph (an inside road has that much speed limit) and a Merc hit my car on the passenger side with about 80 - 90 kmph. Yeah...Merc's radiator got busted and he couldn't restart the car and my car doors were almost gone. Hehe. Newayz, since it was not my fault I was given a 200 dhs fine coz acoording to the law, once you enter the junction, no matter what happens, if the other car is coming straight and breaking all the laws, still its their right and the fault comes on you! Stupid...I KNOW! Anyways, since it wasnt my fault (as i have already mentioned) he cut 200 dhs from the fine and didnt give my 4 black points (phew!). And my car will be gone for bout 15-20 days until the stupid company repairs it! ARGH!!!!

*BTW....I LOOOOVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWILIGHT SAGA!!!!*

So here it is. Yes its the Twilight series...and more over its the guy himself. EDWARD! Mesmerizing story and plot.Amazing characters. Mind blowing dialogues... all that you would ever want in a good novel. And for the first time ever i actually like this love story! It is so unique, nothing like the old vampire love stories or vampire myths. So easy to understand and yet so well written. People who never liked vampire books, gotta tell you that you will SURELY love this one! So leave all those weird vampire myths and stories behind and get on reading. After Harry Potter, you just cannot miss this one. Gotta admit though, I love this book more than Harry Potter and i think the couple is just AWESOME!

In one of my recent posts: Annoyingly Annoying... i wrote about the things or people that annoy me and it included Americans. So people questioned me: why do you hate Americans? do you hate all Americans? So i thought i would tell the story.

I never hated America/Americans until 9th july,2001. I visited Canada for the first time that month. My time in Canada was passing very well. Then came 9th July. My birthday. Since we had an american visit visa, we thought we would go to America with our family friends. So with everything packed up, we headed towards Niagara Falls (goin by road). At the borders, the American police officers checked our things, our belongings and then our passports. Then they asked us for some papers and we eventually gave it to them. They made us wait at the borders for 3 hours and finally gave us an answer. "NO" was what we heard from them. We had an American visa, property in Canada and we were not illegal either. And yet for no reason they didn't let us into the American land. I would have accepted if they had given a reason, bur there were none and since then, my hatred for Americans came into existence. And I donot wish to keep any connections to that country. So I refused to study/ live there!

That my friends is the story! And yes you might say that not all Americans are bad but people, not all Muslims are bad too. Yet I have seen that a lot of people (especially Americans and Britishers) think the way I am thinking right now!

Nothing big man...i just had my life's first ever longest drive: "one and a half hour". Yes. A drive from Sharjah to Dubai right after Sehri (the morning breakfast in Ramadan).
So at about 4.50 am i was out of the house and back at about 6.23!

Well the main purpose of my drive was to see shorter and better routes to my college in a non-rush hour time. In Dubai/Sharjah the only time there is no rush is from 2 a.m to 5 a.m. on weekdays and a wee bit longer on weekends! Since I am a new driver and am not that perfect so i thought i would go with my dad and i would get some actual road practice too! So I drove my dad's Pajero to college and back.

As far as my experience is concerned...it was tensed for only one reason: my dad was with me! Come on...you are driving your dad's car...no sorry...jeep and he is sitting right beside you and he is such a perfect driver...you do tend to get tensed!

Oh...oh...i even went on the bridge! YES! My first time on the bridge. But it was bad too. I got quiet a few scoldings from my dad, because i wasn't driving it properly!

But overall, it was good! WOHO!


NOTE: MY VOCAB IS PRETTY GOOD BUT MY PROBLEM IS THAT I CANT USE SOPHISTICATED STYLE OF WRITING IN MY BLOGS! IT ANNOY ME TO READ OTHER BLOGS WITH SUCH GREAT ENGLISH AND I LOOK FUNNY! ANYHELP?

Yes YEs! Heroes is back....and as you can see its just a few days away! So hold on tight...coz it is about to rock us again!
And those who don't watch it...u better start on it!

Seriously I have started to hate blog writing. I just can't seem to find anything I can write about. I don't watch news so thats a ZERO...bollywood/hollywood is getting boring by the day...and life as usual is so cooly stuck! So my ability to write a blog is slowly decreasing to ZERO!

Anyways...BYE!

THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE....

Apparently there was an eartquake here in UAE that was travelling from Iran..my friend in the opposite building felt it. But I didn't and neither did anyone in our house! funny eh...but thats the fact!

And if that wasn't enough, the stupid "BIG BANG" experiment is about to happen today. SHIT! Is Science gonna kill us all or what! I think its about time these scientists should slow down on their wild imaginations and let people live happily!

for those who don't know what the hell it is...it's called the CERN Experiment. The CERN experiment in simple words:

Scientists are trying recreate conditions just after the Big Bang when the universe was born.

In a large collider which has been cooled to 271 degrees centigrade, particles will be made to collide at nearly the speed of light.

All of this will take place in a 27 kilometre long tunnel, 80 metres below the earth's surface.

The scientists are looking for a fundamental particle called Higgs Bozon. They are expecting data to be generated on particles and the radiation.

It is the most expensive experiment ever to be conducted.(NDTV.com)

-->While no one knows what to expect yet, some researchers have raised concerns saying that the experiment may trigger natural calamities eventually leading to the end of the world.

-->There have been concerns that the experiment could create anti-matter or black holes but scientists say they are unfounded. (NDTV.com)

Life doesn't take a huge turn at times! And that gets VERY annoying. You just want life to move ahead. And it is just stuck at that very insignificant point. To talk in Fifa language, your overall has reached its peak and will develop slowly...very slowly! Shit this is getting serious! I DONOT like to write serious stuff!

Its just 10th september and colloger doesn't start for another 25 days or so. And I have nothing better to do in life then to play Fifa/PES/Def Jam/Guitar Hero all the time. Fifa is like my all time craze now. Can't get enough of it. Guess what I did after winning 5 seasons!!!! I freakin deleted my whole "manager mode" by mistake. I was emptying out my memory card (PS), deleting all my Fifa goal recordings. And in the midst of all that, I deleted my "manager mode", my "tournament mode", my "coop mode" and all my made players! So i did it all over again! takes time but i like it (i made a really cute player too!) Sometimes things get very funnily annoying! Oh "annoying" reminds of something. Why not write a blog on things that are VERY annoying (for me atleast)! Oh finally. I have something productive to write about!

And the list goes...
1]Rakhi Sawant
2]Yahoo Messenger
3]Chain Mails
4]When i can't sleep at night!
5]Man U fans
6]People who keep telling that wrestling is "fake"! ALRIGHT I KNOW IT!
7]Pop-up
8]when people keep talking on messengers/upfront and dont get the whole point that i DONOT wish to talk at the moment
9]Spelling mistakes/ wrong sentence structures
10]Commerials...the REALLY stupid ones
11]Some of my friends (like the one im talking to at the moment!)
12]When people just can't accept the truth that i am better than them in some matters. I mean..HELLO...dont they get the point or what!?
13]When people pull my hair from the back
14]When people ask me questions that have a TOTALLY obvious answer like "oh you are here?...no not exactly...i thought i was there!"
15]Politicians
16]News channels
17]Ekta's "K" serials
18]People who chew REALLY loud.
19]People who makes funny noises while driving
20]People who kick your chair in the plane
21]Americans
22]People who stick there noses into EVERYTHING!
23]When I forget something within a second or two.
24]Shahrukh Khan
25]Guys with girly looks
26]Guys who wax
27]Girls who make a huge fuss out of everything
28]People who point at every single thing ang do the same thing at another time
28]Asif Ali Zardari
29]Women who think that a man in house is EVERYTHING! and they JUST want a son!!!!! (what the hell are you alive for?)
30]People who annoy you on purpose
And the list goes on...

Btw...who says girls gossip a lot! my OWN personal experience tells me...that guys do the gossip blabbering a LOT!

Ok. So i know that i haven't written since... FOREVER! Mid june is a LOOONNNGGGG way. Sincelrely I had my exams and then long long vacations without any possibilty of internet connections. Ok fine!!! I did get to surf a few times, but come on! I was on my vacations. Who would sit and write a blog? So here goes my long boringly short life story since the 16th of june!

My exams started on the 22nd of june (im guessing here!) So i had to study. Dont really remember whether i actually studied or not...i think...no im pretty sure i did! So all my exams went by quiet well. Except for the last one. For particularly 2 reasons. One, the stupid teacher had set a really hard and weird paper in which even the VERY good students messed up. Second, Germany lost the Euro cup to Spain! God how i cried that day! :((((((

On the 4th of july we left UAE to go on a 11 day Euro Trip! So we went to Amsterdam, Paris and London. Amsterdam was ok. It wasn't that much fun. Paris was fun man. I walked like 12 kms everyday. And i was surprised to see how small Paris is. It's bout 144 km in area (guesstimation!) But the point is...ITS SMALL! And only damn rich people live in Paris. The normal middle class family lives in areas outside Paris. And finally london. Only one word: BORING! Make sure you don't go to London after seeing all the historical places in other parts of Europe. Because then London seems just normal. Nothing above it! But i LOVVVEEEEDDDD going to Taussads! That was fun. But i couldm't believe that I missed some of my favorite actors (we actually arrived a little late!)

The best of all was when i went to my mamo's house (my mom's bro). He went to London when I was about 5 and I went to his house after 14 years. He was sooooo overwhelmed. Never saw him cry before. And then came the trip to pakistan. Yes it was good. Loved meeting my baby...my MOST favorite cousin Hassaan. But as you may know, or you may not know. Pakistan can't come to you with a lot of ease. With in 5 days or so everyone was on bed. Coughing and sneezing their way out of the house. Horrible! Oh and i did celebrate my bday on the 9th of July....WOHOOOO!!!!! I turned 19....

As far as other things go, i developed a few interests:
1]Soccer....IM CRAZY ABOUT IT! My life revolves on soccer now. TV, PS, comp, mobile...etc etc
2]Reading books...lost the touch in between. But im back at it
3] surprisingly enough...Studyin for college!
4] since i had to choose a team for soccer.. i have officially made Liverpool my fav team (guess my layout says everything!)

Im tired of writing now and so i shall say my goodbyes to you! Have fun and miss me! BYE!

Do you those times, when tention just surrounds you and you have no clue as to what should be done now? If so, then welcome to my world. And why on this wide earth would I feel so? Hah! No idea eh...well then, allow me explain the tragic course of my life.